but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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