The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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