maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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