none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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