Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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