Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Drunk is not a location!
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