you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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