i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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