I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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