i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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