what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
