So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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