What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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