So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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