i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
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