just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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