Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I need moral support for this bender
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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