Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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