So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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