sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
kristin has been a bad kristin
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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