All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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