This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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