dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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