think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
