yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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