I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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