everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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