Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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