I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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