Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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