Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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