She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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