we're blogging at a bar
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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