He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Do vagina's smell?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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