do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
