last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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