she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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