3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
my being single is dangerous.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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