I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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