I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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