i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
