You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
