Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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