I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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