They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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