I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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