You're completely useless in the revolution.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you win again, gameday.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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