I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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