New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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