i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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