I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
When are your genitals available?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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