goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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